“Believe me, today is a great day! I had the biggest meeting with my friends at Covfefe.Inc. We have a great plan to eliminate those angry democrats; they are very unpatriotic. But I managed to get crooked Hillary to agree to take those bad hombres out of my sights and believe me, I have a beautiful sight- you will see tremendous results. But first I have to say: No Collusion!” Donald John Trump is the 45th and current President of the United States.